Witty Ramblings

I figure as I'm back in the thick of it, blogging that is, I figure I might as well start in on one of my favorite topics.  Sex.

Granted this isn't about the sex I'm having but what others are will to do to get some.  

I found this in my yard this morning. 

Sorry it's such a crumby photo, it was with my phone.

Of the things i've found in my yard, which mainly consists of trash this has to be by far the most peculiar.